Alien Oh I Don’t Drink Just Drugs For Me Thanks Shirt

Name: Alien Oh I Don't Drink Just Drugs For Me Thanks Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-305-354849
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 20 – 23

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Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Alien parody shirt offers a humorous twist on the classic franchise tagline, swapping acid references for a lighthearted stoner joke. It suits sci-fi enthusiasts and horror buffs who appreciate irreverent humor in their casual wardrobe. Wear it to movie nights or gift it to friends who enjoy funny sci-fi t-shirts with a distinct pop-culture edge.

Highlights

Fan-made design inspired by the Alien franchise
Humorous text replacing acid with drugs
Ideal for stoners and sci-fi movie fans
Great conversation starter for casual outings

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.