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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…
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An Axe A Day Keeps Anyone Away If You Throw It Hard Enough Shirt
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Original price was: $26.99.$22.99Current price is: $22.99.Save 15%
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Arrives Oct 14 – 17
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 11 Order placed
- Oct 12 – 13 Order ships
- Oct 14 – 17 Delivered
Description
This funny axe shirt reimagines the classic health proverb with a sharp, dark humor twist, suggesting that throwing an axe is the ultimate way to keep unwanted visitors away. It is perfect for lumberjacks, introverts, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic wit in their casual wardrobe. The design works well as a humorous gift for friends or a standout piece for Halloween gatherings.
Highlights
- Witty take on the 'apple a day' proverb
- Appeals to fans of dark humor and sarcasm
- Suitable for casual wear and holiday parties
- Great novelty gift for lumberjacks
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Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
Who is this shirt best suited for?
It suits introverts, lumberjacks, and fans of dark humor who enjoy sarcastic, witty designs for casual wear.
How long does delivery take within the US?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.
Is this a good gift for Halloween?
Yes, its spooky yet funny theme makes it a great conversation starter for Halloween parties or gifts.
