Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Are You Fast Absolutely Not But I Have Many Shoes Tee, Funny Runner Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt Gift

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$19.99

4.7(416)
in Fitness
Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Funny running quote t-shirt for shoe lovers

This are you fast absolutely not but i have many shoes tee is a funny running shirt designed for slow runners and sneaker enthusiasts who prioritize a large footwear collection over speed.

shirt

Soft cotton blend

Made from a breathable charcoal grey cotton blend fabric for everyday comfort.

type

Clear typewriter graphic

Features a bold white typewriter-style slogan centered cleanly on the chest.

user

Unisex fit

Provides a relaxed standard cut that suits casual streetwear and workout gear.

gift

Great gift idea

Makes a humorous present for friends and family members who love shoes.

Everyday casual and workout styling

This sarcastic typography shirt pairs easily with casual denim, athletic leggings, or favorite running sneakers. Wear it to the gym, running errands, or relaxing at home while showing off a humorous take on running culture.

Ideal for these occasions

Casual workoutsBirthday giftsFitness meetupsFriend appreciationWeekend errandsSneaker conventionsJust because
Material
Cotton blend
Color
Charcoal grey
Neckline
Crew neck
Care instructions
Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low

Frequently Asked Questions

How does this t-shirt fit?

This tee features a standard unisex retail fit. We recommend ordering your normal size for a comfortable casual look or sizing up for an oversized fit.

What is the shirt made of?

It is crafted from a soft, durable charcoal grey cotton blend designed for breathable everyday wear.

How do I wash the graphic print?

Machine wash the shirt in cold water inside out with similar colors, and tumble dry on low heat to protect the typewriter graphic print.

Is this a good gift for runners?

Yes, it makes a humorous gift for slow runners and shoe collectors who appreciate sarcastic fitness humor.

Add humor to your wardrobe

Order your are you fast absolutely not but i have many shoes tee today and showcase your love for footwear.

What our customers say

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