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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…
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Awesome im a color guard director unless you puke faint or die keep going shirt
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Original price was: $27.99.$22.99Current price is: $22.99.Save 18%
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Arrives Nov 9 – 12
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Nov 6 Order placed
- Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
- Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
Description
This humorous tee features the witty phrase "Awesome im a color guard director unless you puke faint or die keep going," designed specifically for directors who appreciate dark comedy about their high-stakes role. It serves as an ideal conversation starter for marching band staff, offering a lighthearted way to acknowledge the intense pressure of performance days while celebrating the resilience required in this unique profession.
Highlights
- Features a bold, humorous slogan tailored for color guard leadership
- Ideal casual wear for band season and competition days
- Great novelty gift for dedicated marching band staff members
- Captures the gritty reality of directing with comedic flair
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does US delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for your made-to-order item.
Is this suitable as a gift?
Yes, it makes a thoughtful funny band staff tee for colleagues or friends who direct color guards.
