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Bat I’m Not My Mother’s Golden Child But I Was The First One She Thought Of Whenever The Cops Showed Up T Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This cheeky graphic tee is designed for the sibling who always had a reputation for trouble and loves a good family laugh. Featuring the playful statement, 'Bat I'm Not My Mother's Golden Child But I Was The First One She Thought Of Whenever The Cops Showed Up T Shirt' captures humorous household dynamics with a bat-themed motif. Wear it to casual get-togethers or family reunions to share a fun, self-deprecating joke with your parents and siblings.

Highlights

  • Humorous bat design paired with funny, relatable family text
  • Tailored for the rebellious sibling who appreciates sarcastic humor
  • Casual everyday graphic tee suited for relaxed family gatherings
  • Each shirt is made to order specifically for you

Bat I'm Not My Mother's Golden Child But I Was The First One She Thought Of Whenever The Cops Showed Up T Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both custom production and shipping time.

Who is this humorous shirt best suited for?

It makes a funny gift for an adult sibling, son, or daughter with a rebellious streak and a great sense of humor, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or family reunions.

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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