Being Single Is Boring But At Least I Ain’t Getting Cheated On Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This funny single shirt delivers a sharp, sarcastic take on modern dating by prioritizing peace of mind over the boredom of being unattached. Designed for relationship skeptics and sarcasm lovers, this anti relationship tee offers a witty conversation starter that resonates with anyone who values honesty above all else. It serves as a perfect just-because gift or a humorous addition to Galentine's Day celebrations.

Highlights

  • Witty sarcasm t-shirt celebrating the freedom of single life
  • Ideal gift for relationship skeptics and humor enthusiasts
  • Perfect for Galentine's Day parties or casual birthdays

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

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How long does US delivery typically take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping duration.

Is this shirt suitable for gifting?

Yes, it makes an excellent birthday gift or a fun present for friends who appreciate single life humor and sarcasm.

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