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Disney Family Shirt
Broccoli Plants Are Trying To Kill You Shirt
3.4K+ bought in past month
$22.99
Standard Shipping
Arrives Oct 25 – 28
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 22 Order placed
- Oct 23 – 24 Order ships
- Oct 25 – 28 Delivered
Description
Featuring a playful jab at healthy greens, this Broccoli Plants Are Trying To Kill You Shirt makes a humorous statement for picky eaters, carnivore diet advocates, and anyone who prefers steak over salad. The witty theme plays on plant defense chemicals, making it an entertaining icebreaker for casual cookouts or everyday wear. Each tee is made to order, providing a fun gift option for friends who actively avoid eating their vegetables.
Highlights
- Sarcastic graphic tee design centered on the humorous idea that broccoli is out to get you.
- Ideal everyday apparel for carnivore diet followers, barbecue lovers, and unapologetic vegetable skeptics.
- Custom made to order as a funny conversation starter for casual outings and gatherings.
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does US delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping). Every shirt is made to order after your purchase is submitted.
What occasions are best for wearing or gifting this shirt?
This tee is a great gift for birthdays, backyard barbecues, or white elephant parties, especially for friends who love meat, despise greens, or enjoy lighthearted food-related humor.
