Cow Skate Or Perish Shirt

Name: Cow Skate Or Perish Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-305-360533
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Original price was: $26.99.Current price is: $22.99.Save 15%

Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 15 – 18

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

Oct 12 Order placed
Oct 13 – 14 Order ships
Oct 15 – 18 Delivered

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Cow Skate Or Perish Shirt blends bovine imagery with classic skate culture humor, appealing to pun enthusiasts and board riders alike. It serves as a lighthearted conversation piece for casual outings or as a unique present for friends who appreciate wordplay on the halfpipe.

Highlights

Combines cow visuals with the 'skate or perish' slogan
Ideal for skateboarders and animal lovers
Features witty wordplay suitable for casual wear
Great novelty gift for fans of skate puns

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.