Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Cows youre so full of shit the toilets jealous shirt

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Original price was: $27.99.Current price is: $22.99.Save 18%

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Cows youre so full of shit the toilets jealous shirt delivers bold, irreverent humor ideal for comedy fans and farmers who appreciate sharp wit. The design plays on the phrase 'full of shit' with a toilet-jealous twist, making it a standout choice for casual wear or an April Fools prank. It serves well as a cows full of shit gift for friends who enjoy insult humor without taking themselves too seriously.

Highlights

  • Bold text design featuring humorous insult comparing cows to toilet jealousy
  • Ideal for comedy fans and farmers who enjoy sharp, irreverent wit
  • Great for casual wear or as an April Fools prank gift
  • Made-to-order print-on-demand t-shirt with US delivery in 3–6 business days

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does shipping take within the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.

Is this shirt suitable as a gift?

Yes, it makes a memorable cows full of shit gift for friends who enjoy insult humor or need an April Fools prank idea.

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