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Crime pays but botany doesn’t shirt
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Arrives Oct 17 – 20
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 14 Order placed
- Oct 15 – 16 Order ships
- Oct 17 – 20 Delivered
Description
Designed for passionate plant lovers, field biologists, and green-thumbed gardeners, this Crime pays but botany doesn’t shirt delivers a clever dose of natural science humor. The text-driven design captures the dedication of working with flora while playfully acknowledging the often modest rewards of scientific passion. Wear it on field research trips, around the greenhouse, or gift it to the dedicated plant enthusiast in your life.
Highlights
- Witty text graphic celebrating botanists, gardeners, researchers, and dedicated plant collectors.
- Made to order apparel suitable for everyday casual outings, greenhouse visits, or campus wear.
- Thoughtful gift choice for biology majors, horticulture teachers, and nature lovers with dry humor.
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Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How fast will my order arrive?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production and shipping to your doorstep.
Who is this t-shirt best suited for as a gift?
This t-shirt makes an excellent present for botany students, professors, horticulturists, landscapers, and anyone who loves nature and witty science humor.
What occasions are best for wearing this shirt?
It works well for casual everyday outings, plant nursery visits, biology conferences, gardening chores, and relaxed gatherings with fellow nature enthusiasts.
