Dinosaur Keep Clam And Drink Like A Bumgarner Patrick Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Dinosaur Keep Clam And Drink Like A Bumgarner Patrick Shirt blends sports trivia with cartoon nostalgia in a witty parody of the classic 'Keep Calm' slogan. It features a dinosaur referencing pitcher Madison Bumgarner alongside SpongeBob's Patrick Star, making it ideal for baseball enthusiasts or fans of quirky pop culture mashups. Wear this fan-made design to game days or casual outings to spark conversation among friends who appreciate clever wordplay.

Highlights

  • Parodies the 'Keep Calm' slogan with a dinosaur theme
  • References pitcher Madison Bumgarner and SpongeBob's Patrick Star
  • Ideal for baseball fans and lovers of pop culture humor
  • Great casual gift for friends who enjoy witty designs

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order shirt.

Is this an official licensed product?

No, this is a fan-made parody design inspired by baseball and cartoon characters, not official merchandise.

When is this shirt good to wear?

Perfect for casual wear, game day outings, or as a funny gift for friends who like sports and cartoons.

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