Doctor Born A Sad Seed Ink Poisoning Apparel Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Doctor Born A Sad Seed Ink Poisoning Apparel Shirt offers a humorous twist on the classic 'born with a silver spoon' idiom, tailored for medical professionals who appreciate clever wordplay. It serves as an engaging conversation starter for colleagues or friends in healthcare settings. The design blends clinical references with absurd humor, making it a standout choice for those seeking funny medical apparel that breaks the mold of traditional doctor gifts.

Highlights

  • Clever wordplay combining medical titles with absurd imagery
  • Ideal for healthcare workers with a taste for dark humor
  • Distinctive design that sparks conversations among colleagues
  • Comfortable fit suitable for casual office or home wear

Doctor Born A Sad Seed Ink Poisoning Apparel Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order shirt.

Is this shirt good for gifting to doctors?

Yes, it makes a unique gift for medical professionals who enjoy niche humor and wordplay, perfect for birthdays or holidays.

What occasions suit wearing this shirt?

It is ideal for casual wear, hospital break rooms, or social gatherings where lighthearted medical humor is appreciated.

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