Don’t Abuse Me I’ll Cum Assholes Live Forever Shirt

Name: Don't Abuse Me I'll Cum Assholes Live Forever Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-305-366912
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 16 – 19

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Don't Abuse Me I'll Cum Assholes Live Forever Shirt twists a classic slogan into a crude joke, designed for those who appreciate dark comedy and shock value. It serves as an ideal prank gift for friends with edgy tastes or for White Elephant exchanges where bold humor wins. The parody appeal makes it a standout choice for alternative fashion enthusiasts seeking conversation-starting apparel.

Highlights

Crude parody of the 'Live Forever' slogan for shock value
Ideal for White Elephant parties and April Fools pranks
Appeals to fans of dark comedy and edgy fashion
Conversation-starting design for bold humor enthusiasts

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