Dragon My Body Is A Temple Ancient And Crumbling Probably Cursed Or Haunted Shirt

Name: Dragon My Body Is A Temple Ancient And Crumbling Probably Cursed Or Haunted Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-216-399962
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Dragon My Body Is A Temple Ancient And Crumbling Probably Cursed Or Haunted Shirt blends mythic imagery with dry wit. It suits fantasy enthusiasts, tabletop gamers, and anyone who appreciates self-deprecating humor about aging or chaotic health. Wear it to conventions, casual outings, or gift it to a friend who jokes about their cursed existence.

Highlights

Features a dragon illustration paired with humorous temple-themed text
Ideal for D&D players and fantasy genre fans
Perfect for casual wear, birthdays, or gag gifts
Combines ancient mythology with modern self-deprecating comedy

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.