Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Eeyore I’m a fat ass but I can lose weight you’re a dumb-ass how you going to fix that shirt

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(5 customer reviews)

Original price was: $24.99.Current price is: $19.99.Save 20%

Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 6 Order placed
  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Arrives by Nov 9 – 12 if you order today. Hooray!

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Description

Featuring a cheeky, sarcastic quote, this Eeyore I'm a fat ass but I can lose weight you're a dumb-ass how you going to fix that shirt is made for anyone with a bold sense of humor. The fan-inspired design pairs iconic character cynicism with blunt wit, making it ideal for casual hangouts or relaxed weekends. It makes an amusing conversation starter or a memorable novelty gift for an outspoken friend.

Highlights

  • Fan-inspired graphic tee showcasing blunt, sarcastic humor
  • Great novelty top for casual outings and relaxed everyday wear
  • Rated 4.6/5 stars based on customer reviews
  • Made to order for personal wear or as a cheeky gift

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production and shipping time.

Who is this shirt best suited for?

This novelty tee is great for friends, family, or coworkers who appreciate sarcastic jokes, blunt character humor, and relaxed everyday style.

What our customers say

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Etsy
★★★★★

Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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★★★★★

Perfect. Just as pictured and described.

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★★★★★

I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!

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★★★★★

I absolutely love this shirt. It's very soft and well made. I highly recommend this shop.

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★★★★★

Beautiful shirt. Fast service. Love the color.

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★★★★★

Super nice gift! Delivery took a while but the result is great.

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