EMS Humor Tee There Are Only Two Types Of Calls Oh Shit And Bullshit Paramedic Gift

The definitive EMS humor tee for real-world calls

This black t-shirt is the go-to EMS humor tee for paramedics and EMTs who know the job’s gritty reality. It features the popular “There are only two types of EMS calls: Oh Shit and Bullshit” slogan, making it a standout piece of first responder apparel. As a thoughtful paramedic gift, it resonates with professionals who appreciate dark occupational humor over generic medical quotes.

Built for shift wear and frequent washing

This tee combines a comfortable fabric with a durable print designed to withstand regular laundering. White screen-printed text stands out clearly against the soft black cotton blend, while censored graphics on key words add visual interest without sacrificing readability. A sketch-style EMT illustration complements the main slogan, creating a cohesive look that works well for daily uniform or casual wear.

Product details and sizing

• Material: 100% Cotton (or Cotton/Poly blend depending on blank)
• Color: Black with white print
• Fit: Unisex standard fit
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low to preserve print integrity

Is this shirt appropriate for EMS workers?

Yes, this tee is intended for off-duty use or casual environments where workplace dress codes allow personal expression. The humor reflects common industry sentiments about call severity, so consider workplace appropriateness before wearing it on shift. Most first responders reserve this type of off-duty wear for social settings or downtime between calls.

Is this a good gift for a paramedic or EMT?

This is an ideal paramedic graduation gift for National Paramedic Day, graduations, or holidays. It resonates with professionals who share dark humor about emergency response challenges. Gifting this tee acknowledges the unique stress of the job in a way that feels authentic rather than sentimental.

What sizes are available?

Available in standard adult sizes from Small to XXL. Check the specific size chart for measurements to ensure the best fit for your body type. This adult unisex fit runs true to size for most wearers, though those preferring a looser cut may want to size up.

Will the print hold up after washing?

The design uses high-quality ink that withstands multiple wash cycles when cared for properly. Follow the recommended washing instructions: turn inside out before washing to protect the graphic surface. Proper care maintains print durability and keeps the white text crisp against the black fabric.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.