EMS Humor Tee There Are Only Two Types Of EMS Calls Oh Shit And Bullshit Gift For Paramedics EMTs First Responders

This EMS humor tee captures the reality of emergency calls

This black EMS humor tee is a direct nod to the daily grind faced by paramedics and EMTs. The design features the popular “Oh Sht and Bullsht” slogan, categorizing emergency calls into two distinct groups: life-saving incidents and non-urgent complaints. It serves as a relatable item for first responders who handle high-stress situations with dark humor and resilience.

Design details for first responders

The graphic print uses white and grey ink on soft black cotton fabric, creating a sharp contrast that makes the text easy to read. A sketch-style illustration of an EMT shouting accompanies the slogan, adding visual energy to the message. This piece of first responder apparel emphasizes occupational pride through shared experiences and inside jokes common within the medical community.

Product specifications

• Material: 100% Cotton
• Color: Black
• Fit: Unisex/Standard
• Design: Fixed text print (no personalization options available)

Is this tee suitable for EMTs and paramedics?

Yes, this shirt is specifically designed for Emergency Medical Services personnel. The insider humor regarding call types resonates deeply with EMTs and paramedics, making it a highly suitable choice for nurses, firefighters, and other first responders who appreciate workplace comedy.

What does the EMS call joke mean?

The EMS call joke refers to the binary nature of dispatch work. “Oh Sht” represents critical, life-threatening emergencies requiring immediate action. “Bullsht” covers non-urgent or absurd complaints that clutter the system. Understanding this meaning is part of the shared humor that bonds healthcare workers together.

Does this design contain profanity?

The printed slogan includes censored profanity using asterisks (“OH SHT” and “BULLSHT”). This approach maintains the recognizable joke while adhering to general marketplace content guidelines. The design remains edgy but avoids explicit language restrictions found on some platforms.

Can I wear this to work?

Many EMS professionals wear humorous gear during off-duty events or casual shifts. However, you should check your specific agency’s dress code policy regarding profanity or informal slogans before attempting to wear to work items like this. Some departments have strict uniform standards that exclude novelty shirts.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.