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Ever Since I Was Young I Wanted To Maximize Shareholder Value T Shirt
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Arrives Nov 8 – 11
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Nov 5 Order placed
- Nov 6 – 7 Order ships
- Nov 8 – 11 Delivered
Description
Corporate humor fans and business professionals will appreciate the Ever Since I Was Young I Wanted To Maximize Shareholder Value T Shirt. Featuring a satirical slogan that mocks corporate buzzwords and hustle culture, it makes a hilarious addition to any casual wardrobe. Wear this printed tee on casual Fridays, during remote meetings, or to your next happy hour with coworkers.
Highlights
- Satirical corporate slogan design made for office workers, consultants, and business students
- Casual graphic t-shirt suitable for startup gatherings, team outings, and casual Fridays
- Every order is custom-made on demand for a fresh finish
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does delivery take within the US?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which accounts for both the on-demand production and shipping time.
Who is this t-shirt a good gift for?
It makes a funny gift for investment bankers, business school graduates, corporate managers, or anyone who enjoys jokes about capitalism and office work.
