Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Funny Poop Hoodie Whenever I Shit A Pissy Shit Gross Humor Novelty Adult Gag Gift

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 7 – 10

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Funny Poop Hoodie Whenever I Shit A Pissy Shit Gross Humor Novelty Adult Gag Gift

Absurd fishing humor meets everyday comfort

This funny poop hoodie is a white pullover featuring a toilet trout graphic and the slogan “whenever I shit a pissy shit, I always take a shitty piss.” It targets anglers and fans of gross humor who want casual wear that makes people laugh out loud. The design combines crude joke apparel with comfortable streetwear, making it a standout piece for anyone who appreciates dad jokes and bathroom humor.

Why this novelty hoodie stands out

This novelty hoodie works because it pairs a specific visual gag with a memorable phrase. The toilet trout holding a roll of paper creates an instant conversation starter at fishing trips or casual hangouts. Unlike generic graphic tees, this crude joke apparel commits fully to the absurdity, ensuring you get a reaction rather than just a glance. It is bold enough for prank gifts yet comfortable enough for daily lounging.

Product details and material

This hoodie is made from soft cotton fleece, providing warmth without bulk. The multicolored graphic and black text use durable ink technology to resist cracking or peeling. You can wash it regularly while keeping the vibrant orange, green, and grey tones intact. The fit is standard adult sizing, designed for easy layering over t-shirts or wearing alone during cooler months.

Is this hoodie suitable for sensitive skin?

Yes, the cotton fleece fabric is generally gentle on most skin types. However, if you have extreme sensitivities to synthetic blends or dyes, check the care label before wearing. The interior lining is smooth, reducing irritation during extended wear.

Does the print fade after washing?

The high-quality print resists fading when cared for properly. Wash the hoodie inside out in cold water to protect the ink. Avoid high heat drying; instead, tumble dry low or hang to air dry. This maintains the clarity of the toilet trout graphic and the legibility of the text.

What sizes are available?

This novelty hoodie comes in adult sizes Small through XXL. Refer to the size chart for chest width and length measurements to ensure the best fit. The cut is relaxed but not oversized, offering room for movement without looking baggy.

Is this appropriate as a gag gift?

Absolutely, this item is marketed specifically as an adult gag gift. It fits perfectly for April Fools Day pranks, White Elephant exchanges, or birthdays where crude humor is appreciated. The funny poop theme ensures it lands as a joke rather than a serious fashion statement, making it ideal for friends who enjoy dad jokes and bathroom humor.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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