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Gather Round To Hear The Sorry Tale Of The Dumbshit Who Wouldn’t Fuck Off Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 13 – 16

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 11 – 12 Order ships
  3. Nov 13 – 16 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This sarcastic graphic top is designed for bold adults who appreciate blunt, dark humor and unapologetic storytelling. Featuring the blunt phrase from the Gather Round To Hear The Sorry Tale Of The Dumbshit Who Wouldn't Fuck Off Shirt, this piece turns an exasperated sentiment into a standout conversation starter. It makes a humorous statement for casual hangouts, relaxed weekends with close friends, or as an irreverent gag gift for someone dealing with persistent nonsense.

Highlights

  • Features an irreverent, storybook-style quote for fans of blunt and sarcastic adult comedy.
  • Made-to-order graphic t-shirt suitable for casual gatherings, parties, or everyday relaxed wear.
  • Makes a funny gag gift for friends with a bold, dark sense of humor.

Gather Round To Hear The Sorry Tale Of The Dumbshit Who Wouldn't Fuck Off Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production and shipping times for your made-to-order t-shirt.

What occasions are best for gifting this sarcastic shirt?

It works best as an edgy gag gift for close friends, birthdays, or humorous celebrations like job transitions and breakups where venting with laughter is welcomed.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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