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God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt
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Original price was: $25.99.$22.95Current price is: $22.95.Save 12%
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Arrives Oct 21 – 24
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 18 Order placed
- Oct 19 – 20 Order ships
- Oct 21 – 24 Delivered
Description
This God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements Shirt delivers a punchline about poor digestive health and lacking superpowers. It suits comedy fans and those who enjoy self-deprecating humor, making it a great gift for birthdays or stocking stuffers. Wear this casual tee to share a laugh with friends who appreciate absurd medical jokes.
Highlights
- Features a humorous take on digestive issues and hypothetical superpowers
- Ideal for fans of self-deprecating comedy and absurd one-liners
- Great casual wear for everyday comfort and conversation starters
- Perfect gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because moments
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does delivery take in the US?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping duration.
Is this shirt suitable as a gift?
Yes, it works well for birthday gifts, holiday stocking stuffers, or casual presents for friends who enjoy dry, self-deprecating humor.
What kind of fit should I expect?
As a standard print-on-demand t-shirt, it offers a typical casual fit suitable for everyday wear and layering.
