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Gun m4 before you break into my house stand outside and get right with jesus tell him you’re on your way shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

For gun owners and homeowners with a taste for dark comedy, this M4 gun humor shirt delivers a blunt message. The design pairs an M4 rifle graphic with the text "before you break into my house stand outside and get right with jesus tell him you're on your way," making it a standout choice for casual wear or as a gift for friends who enjoy edgy, faith-infused warnings.

Highlights

  • Features a bold M4 rifle graphic paired with provocative text
  • Ideal for gun owners and fans of edgy home defense humor
  • Serves as a unique conversation starter for casual gatherings
  • Makes a memorable gift for those who appreciate dark comedy

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take in the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.

Is this shirt suitable for gifting?

Yes, it works well as a humorous gift for gun lovers or homeowners who enjoy edgy, faith-based jokes.

What occasions fit this design?

It is best suited for casual wear, range visits, or social settings where dark humor is appreciated.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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Perfect. Just as pictured and described.

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I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!

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