Hoys Are Assholes Shirt

Name: Hoys Are Assholes Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: EC-216-400541
Price: 22.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Original price was: $25.99.Current price is: $22.95.Save 12%

Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 26 – 29

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Oct 24 – 25 Order ships
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Hoys Are Assholes Shirt is a bold statement piece designed for NFL rival fans who enjoy trash-talking the Houston Texans. It serves as an ideal game day outfit or a humorous gift for friends who love sports rivalry banter and casual wear.

Highlights

Bold slogan perfect for game day trash talk
Great gift for Houston Texans haters
Casual style suited for sports rivalry events

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.