Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

I Am An Intelligent Classy Well-Educated Woman Who Says Fuck A Lot Hoodie

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 7 – 10

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Statement hoodie for intelligent women with a sharp tongue

This intelligent classy woman hoodie is a white pullover featuring the bold slogan “I AM AN INTELLIGENT CLASSY WELL-EDUCATED WOMAN WHO SAYS FUCK A LOT” centered on the chest. It is designed for women who identify as educated and articulate but enjoy edgy, profane humor in their daily life. The design captures the contrast between polished professionalism and unfiltered personality, making it a standout piece for casual wear or social gatherings where wit is appreciated.

Design and comfort details

The garment uses bold typography in black against a clean white background to ensure the message is legible from a distance. The fabric is a soft cotton-blend material that provides warmth without excessive bulk, suitable for layering or wearing alone. The screen-printed text is durable and resistant to cracking, maintaining its clarity through regular use. Available in standard women’s sizes, the fit allows for comfortable movement while keeping the graphic prominently displayed on the front.

Product specifications

  • Material: Cotton blend
  • Color: White with black text
  • Style: Pullover Hoodie
  • Care: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low

Is this hoodie true to size?

Yes, this hoodie follows standard US sizing guidelines. For a looser, more relaxed fit, consider ordering one size up from your usual measurement. The cut is designed to accommodate layering over shirts or tanks without feeling restrictive.

Does the print fade after washing?

The screen-printed design is built to last if you follow proper care instructions. Wash the hoodie inside out in cold water to protect the ink. Avoid using bleach and high heat drying, as these can degrade the fabric and dull the black text over time.

Is this a good gift for teachers or professors?

This item makes an excellent gift for smart woman educators, academics, or witty friends who appreciate self-deprecating intelligence jokes. It works well for end-of-year celebrations, teacher appreciation days, or birthday gifts for colleagues who have a shared sense of humor about the demands of their profession.

Can I wear this in professional settings?

Due to the explicit language in the slogan, this hoodie is best suited for casual outings, social gatherings, or informal environments. It is not recommended for strict workplaces, client meetings, or formal events where conservative attire is expected.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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