I Avoid Shit Because My Temper Can Go From O To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds Shirt

Name: I Avoid Shit Because My Temper Can Go From O To Life In Prison In 2 Seconds Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
SKU: EC-216-397620
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 20 – 23

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Designed for those who appreciate dark humor, this avoid shit shirt delivers a witty warning about how quickly anger can escalate into serious legal trouble. It suits friends with known short tempers or anyone who enjoys edgy comedy on their casual wardrobe. The bold text makes it a standout choice for birthdays or as a humorous gift that sparks conversation.

Highlights

Features a witty warning about rapid temper escalation
Perfect for fans of edgy dark humor and comedy
Great birthday gift for friends with short tempers
Bold statement design for casual everyday wear

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.