I Don’t Have A Piss Fetish Unless You Do Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 16 – 19

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Oct 14 – 15 Order ships
  3. Oct 16 – 19 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This novelty slogan shirt delivers a provocative punchline that appeals to fans of edgy humor and crude jokes. It serves as an ideal funny adult t-shirt for casual outings or as a memorable White Elephant gift during the holidays. The design targets those who appreciate bold, consent-based comedy without crossing into offensive territory.

Highlights

  • Bold graphic tee featuring a provocative joke about personal preferences and consent
  • Ideal edgy humor gift for April Fool's Day or White Elephant exchanges
  • Designed for adults who enjoy crude joke tees and novelty slogan shirts
  • Made-to-order print-on-demand product with no inventory constraints

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take within the United States?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping transit.

Is this shirt suitable for gifting at office parties?

Due to its crude joke theme, it is best suited for adult-only gatherings like White Elephant exchanges among close friends rather than professional settings.

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