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I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Facility In Geneva Switzerland Shirt
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Arrives Oct 23 – 26
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 20 Order placed
- Oct 21 – 22 Order ships
- Oct 23 – 26 Delivered
Description
Featuring a surreal narrative graphic, this I Had My Ass Eaten By A Lizard Person At The Cern Facility In Geneva Switzerland Shirt is designed for conspiracy theorists, sci-fi enthusiasts, and fans of bizarre internet humor. The statement tee combines particle physics lore with wild pop-culture themes to spark immediate laughs. Wear it to casual get-togethers, conventions, or game nights as an unapologetic conversation piece.
Highlights
- Bold narrative text blending particle physics references with humorous pop-culture conspiracy lore
- Tailored for sci-fi enthusiasts, internet meme lovers, and fans of surreal humor
- Casual everyday top suitable for relaxed hangouts, conventions, and social gatherings
- Printed on demand as a distinct novelty gift
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Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does shipping take within the United States?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production and shipping times for your custom printed order.
Who would appreciate this shirt as a novelty gift?
It makes a memorable gag gift for fans of weird internet memes, speculative science fiction, or playful conspiracy culture looking for a bold statement piece.
