Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

I Just Wanted To Bike My Kid To School Now I Spend More Time At City Hall Than Home Shirt

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$22.99

4.9(491)
in T-shirt
Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 16 – 19

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 13 Order placed
  2. Nov 14 – 15 Order ships
  3. Nov 16 – 19 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Parents and cyclists who feel trapped by zoning laws will appreciate this bike to school shirt, which satirizes the time spent at city hall instead of riding with their children. It serves as a clever commentary on how bureaucratic hurdles complicate daily routines. This design suits those involved in local activism or anyone seeking a laugh about modern parenting challenges.

Highlights

  • Witty commentary on local bureaucracy
  • Ideal for parents and cyclists
  • Great gift for back-to-school season
  • Humorous take on zoning frustrations

I Just Wanted To Bike My Kid To School Now I Spend More Time At City Hall Than Home Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production and shipping time.

Is this good for Father's Day?

Yes, it makes a thoughtful parenting frustration gift for dads who enjoy cycling or local politics.

Who is this shirt for?

It suits cyclists, parents, and local activists frustrated by city hall delays and zoning laws.

What our customers say

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★★★★★

Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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Perfect. Just as pictured and described.

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I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!

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I absolutely love this shirt. It's very soft and well made. I highly recommend this shop.

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Beautiful shirt. Fast service. Love the color.

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Super nice gift! Delivery took a while but the result is great.

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