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I Like To Juggle I Am Not A Fucking Magician I Will Poke Your Eye Out If You Call Me A Clown Have A Good Day T Shirt

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This graphic tee is made for dedicated jugglers who are tired of being mistaken for circus clowns or stage magicians. Featuring the bold statement, "I Like To Juggle I Am Not A Fucking Magician I Will Poke Your Eye Out If You Call Me A Clown Have A Good Day T Shirt," it delivers sarcastic humor with an energetic attitude. Wear it to practice sessions, casual gatherings, or gift it to the performer in your life who appreciates blunt comedy.

Highlights

  • Features a sharp, funny quote tailored specifically for hobbyist and professional jugglers
  • Great conversation starter for juggling club meetups, festivals, or casual everyday wear
  • Made to order print-on-demand graphic apparel for fans of sarcastic humor

I Like To Juggle I Am Not A Fucking Magician I Will Poke Your Eye Out If You Call Me A Clown Have A Good Day T Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which covers both production and shipping time.

Who is this t-shirt best suited for?

It makes an ideal gift for prop manipulators, circus arts students, or anyone who practices juggling and enjoys edgy, tongue-in-cheek humor.

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