Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I’m Just A Bitch Tee Snoopy Sarcastic Humor Graphic T-Shirt

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$19.99

5.0(287)
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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Sarcastic Snoopy humor graphic tee

This I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I’m Just A B*tch Tee is a casual cotton t-shirt featuring a sarcastic Snoopy graphic illustration for daily wear.

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Soft cotton fabric

Made from breathable and soft cotton materials that provide comfort throughout the day.

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Sarcastic humor print

Features a sharp, high-quality graphic print with a funny meme quote that lasts through washes.

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Everyday casual fit

Designed with a classic fit that pairs easily with jeans, shorts, and casual layers.

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Great gift choice

An ideal novelty present for friends and fans of pop culture humor and cartoon graphics.

Casual style and sarcastic attitude

This graphic t-shirt blends relaxed daily comfort with unapologetic humor. The artwork brings a lighthearted yet cynical tone to your casual wardrobe, making it easy to express your mood without saying a word.

Perfect for these moments

Casual daily wearRunning errandsHangouts with friendsBirthday giftsHoliday present exchangesWeekend lounging
Material
100% Cotton
Fit type
Regular casual fit
Neck style
Crew neck
Care instructions
Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors, tumble dry low

Frequently Asked Questions

What material is this t-shirt made of?

This t-shirt is crafted from soft and breathable cotton designed for comfortable daily wear.

How should I wash this graphic tee?

Machine wash cold inside out with similar colors and tumble dry on low heat to protect the graphic print.

Is this t-shirt true to size?

Yes, it follows standard US sizing. Refer to the size chart to find your ideal regular fit.

What makes this humorous symptoms t-shirt a good gift?

It combines relatable adult humor with a recognizable character design, making it a fun present for friends who appreciate sarcastic memes.

Add sarcastic humor to your wardrobe

Grab your I Looked Up My Symptoms Turns Out I’m Just A B*tch Tee today and enjoy casual comfort with a funny twist.

What our customers say

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