I Only Drink Two Times A Year Birthday And When It’S Not Funny Drinking Quote Hoodie

The ultimate sarcastic drinking quote hoodie

This black pullover hoodie is a funny drinking quote hoodie designed for adults who appreciate dry humor. It features the bold white text: “I ONLY DRINK TWO TIMES A YEAR MY BIRTHDAY AND WHEN IT’S NOT.” This sarcastic alcohol humor makes it an ideal gift for friends or family members who love witty, self-deprecating jokes about their social habits.

Design and comfort details

This minimalist typography piece uses a clean sans-serif font in high-contrast white against deep black fabric. The pullover hoodie construction offers casual comfort suitable for lounging at home or wearing to parties. The simple design ensures the message remains the focal point without visual clutter.

Product specifications

• Blank type: Hoodie
• Color: Black
• Print location: Chest
• Style: Unisex fit
• Material: Soft cotton blend typical for standard hoodies

Is this hoodie unisex?

Yes, this unisex hoodie is designed with a relaxed fit that works well for both men and women. Check the size chart provided on the product page to ensure the best fit for your body type before ordering.

What does the text say exactly?

The front chest print reads: “I ONLY DRINK TWO TIMES A YEAR MY BIRTHDAY AND WHEN IT’S NOT.” This humorous slogan plays on the idea of selective drinking habits, serving as a joke about moderation or abstinence depending on the context.

Is this suitable for someone who doesn’t drink?

Absolutely. The quote is intended as a joke about moderation or abstinence, so it works well for non-drinker gifts. People who enjoy sarcastic humor can wear this to make a statement without actually consuming alcohol.

Can I wear this to a birthday party?

Yes, this hoodie is specifically marketed as a funny birthday gift. Wearing it to a party aligns perfectly with the “my birthday” part of the slogan, serving as an icebreaker conversation starter among guests.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.