I Said I Was a Bawler Not a Baller Like I Cry a Lot Tee, Funny Sarcastic Quote Shirt, Self-Deprecating Humor Gift for Adults

Bawler, not baller: the funny I cry a lot tee

This tee is a white cotton adult crew-neck printed with the slogan “I said I was a Bawler, not a baller. like I cry a lot.” The joke swaps the slang word baller, meaning someone who lives large, for bawler, meaning someone who cries, so the punchline is readable at a glance.

This bawler not baller tee suits adults who like self-deprecating, meme-style humor. Wear this I cry a lot tee as everyday casual clothing, whether you are running errands or relaxing at home.

Design and wear details

This funny quote shirt keeps the design minimal: one centered black serif slogan across the chest and nothing else competing for attention. The text-only layout makes this sarcastic quote tee easy to read in person and in photos.

• Centered black serif slogan printed across the chest
• White short-sleeve crew-neck blank with a casual, everyday fit
• Minimalist text-only print, so this white graphic tee has no busy graphics
• Slogan reads clearly in photos
• Pairs easily with jeans or loungewear

The single-line design also makes the shirt a simple gag gift shirt for friends whose humor leans dry, since the recipient gets the joke the moment they unfold it.

Product specs

This tee is a standard adult crew-neck blank in white with a fixed black text print. Nothing on the design is customizable, and the shirt you receive matches the tee pictured in the studio photo.

• Blank: adult crew-neck tee
• Color: white with black text print
• Design: fixed slogan, not customizable
• Photo: shown on a male model in the studio image
• Sold as the tee pictured

Is this Bawler not Baller tee related to a song or lyrics?

No. The slogan is an original wordplay joke built on slang, and the shop makes no official song or lyric claim. The humor comes from the pun itself: baller means someone living large, while bawler means someone who cries.

How do I pick the right size?

The tee is a standard adult crew-neck cut with short sleeves and a casual fit, so most shoppers order their usual size. If you want a roomier drape or a closer fit, check the size chart on the product page before checkout.

Who is this I cry a lot tee for?

This I cry a lot tee is made for adults who enjoy self-deprecating and meme-style humor. The shirt works for men and women as everyday casual wear, and it suits shoppers who want a funny quote shirt that feels personal rather than a generic gag.

Can I gift this tee to someone who cries a lot?

Yes. The tee works as a lighthearted gag gift for birthdays, white elephant exchanges, or a just-because surprise for a friend who jokes about crying, especially heading into the fall gift season.

What does ‘bawler not baller’ mean?

A baller is slang for someone rich and successful. A bawler is someone who bawls, or cries. The slogan jokes that the wearer cries a lot instead of living large, which is where the self-deprecating humor comes from.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.