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I Threw Away My Moral Compass To Make 90K Year At Lockheed Martin Shirt
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$22.99
Standard Shipping
Arrives Oct 18 – 21
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 15 Order placed
- Oct 16 – 17 Order ships
- Oct 18 – 21 Delivered
Description
Perfect for defense industry workers and engineers who appreciate dark corporate satire, this Lockheed Martin funny shirt displays the provocative line 'I Threw Away My Moral Compass To Make 90K Year At Lockheed Martin.' It serves as a humorous conversation starter for office parties or a unique birthday gift for colleagues in high-stakes environments. The design captures the tension between lucrative salaries and ethical compromises often joked about in tech and defense sectors.
Highlights
- Satirical text referencing salary and ethical trade-offs
- Appeals to defense contractors and corporate employees
- Fan-made design with no official affiliation
- Great stocking stuffer or workplace joke gift
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Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does US delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time since every item is made to order.
Is this suitable for gifting?
Yes, it works well as a birthday present or holiday stocking stuffer for friends who enjoy corporate salary jokes or work in the defense sector.
Who is the target audience?
The tee targets defense industry workers, engineers, and anyone familiar with the culture of high-paying corporate jobs and ethical debates.
