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I Wish I Were A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head Shirt
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Original price was: $25.99.$22.99Current price is: $22.99.Save 12%
Standard Shipping
Arrives Oct 20 – 23
Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)
- Oct 17 Order placed
- Oct 18 – 19 Order ships
- Oct 20 – 23 Delivered
Description
Ideal for sarcastic humor fans, this funny unicorn shirt displays the bold text "I Wish I Were A Unicorn So I Could Stab Idiots With My Head." It serves as a witty venting tool for those dealing with annoying people in daily life. This design suits anyone who appreciates absurd comedy and needs a laugh during stressful moments.
Highlights
- Features the exact humorous quote about unicorn horns and idiots
- Perfect sarcastic gift for coworkers or friends with dark humor
- Great conversation starter for birthday parties or office gatherings
- Appeals to unicorn lovers who prefer edgy, non-traditional designs
Find Your Fit
Check the size chart for exact measurements before you order.
Made to Order
Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.
FAQ
How long does US delivery take?
US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, including production time for this made-to-order item.
Is this shirt suitable for office wear?
It is best for casual Fridays or workplaces with relaxed dress codes that appreciate sarcastic humor.
Who makes a good recipient for this gift?
This tee suits coworkers, friends, or family members who enjoy venting frustration through absurd comedy.
