If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I’d Fart T Shirt

Name: If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I'd Fart T Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
Price: 17.95 USD
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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 3 – 6

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This novelty graphic tee delivers bold, unapologetic sarcasm for anyone who appreciates blunt humor and dry wit. Featuring the cheeky phrase, the If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I'd Fart T Shirt makes an amusing conversation starter for casual weekends, game nights, or backyard hangouts. It serves as a lighthearted gift for outspoken friends and family members who enjoy edgy punchlines.

Highlights

Features a bold, humorous sarcastic phrase printed on the front
Tailored for casual everyday wear, weekend lounging, or informal social gatherings
Made to order specifically for each customer upon purchase

If I Wanted To Listen To An Asshole I'd Fart T Shirt

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.