If It Floats Flies Or Fucks Rent It Shirt

Name: If It Floats Flies Or Fucks Rent It Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: EC-216-420555
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Original price was: $25.99.Current price is: $22.99.Save 12%

Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 22 – 25

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This graphic tee features the well-known comedic rule of thumb, making it a great pick for anyone who loves unfiltered, practical humor. The If It Floats Flies Or Fucks Rent It Shirt delivers an irreverent message that fits right in at casual weekend gatherings, bachelor parties, or days out with friends. Every piece is made to order, offering a memorable, funny statement piece for your wardrobe.

Highlights

Features the classic, irreverent saying centered on humorous lifestyle advice
Tailored for lovers of bold, adult comedy and casual conversation starters
Custom made to order specifically for you
Ideal for bachelor trips, weekend getaways, or laid-back casual hangouts

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.