Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

If you Don’t Like UTAH STATE Merry Kissmyass Tee

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 8 – 11

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  2. Nov 6 – 7 Order ships
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

If You Don’t Like Utah State Merry Kissmyass Grinch Tee

This black tee is a cheeky holiday statement for Utah State University fans who want to mix team pride with rude humor. The design features The Grinch dressed as an elf, holding a blue sack with the USU logo, and delivering a sarcastic “Merry Kissmyass” message to rival supporters. It captures the spirit of If you Don’t Like UTAH STATE chants while adding a controversial twist perfect for winter gatherings.

Design and audience appeal

This shirt targets USU Aggies students, alumni, and die-hard fans looking for funny college sports fan gifts. The graphic combines collegiate branding with rude holiday apparel aesthetics, making it a conversation starter at tailgates and Christmas parties. It appeals to those who enjoy Logan Utah merch that breaks away from traditional, polite seasonal designs.

Product details

This item is printed on standard black cotton fabric with green, white, and navy blue ink. The unisex fit works well for casual wear during the holiday season. The material is soft enough for all-day comfort but durable enough to withstand repeated washing after game days or family events.

Is this shirt official Utah State merchandise?

No, this is a fan-made novelty item featuring university references. It is not licensed by Utah State University or the NCAA. The design uses public domain concepts like The Grinch alongside school colors and logos for humorous effect.

What size should I order for a college student?

Order your standard t-shirt size for a regular fit. If you prefer a looser look for layering over hoodies or sweatshirts, consider sizing up one step. The cut is designed to be comfortable for active wear during cold-weather games.

Can I wear this to an Aggies game?

Yes, this tee is suitable for tailgating and game days where informal, humorous attire is common. Check specific stadium dress codes if you are attending formal events or VIP sections. For general seating areas, this funny Christmas tee fits right in with the crowd energy.

Is the design suitable for all ages?

The design contains mild profanity (“Kissmyass”) and suggestive imagery involving The Grinch. It is intended for adult audiences and mature holiday gatherings. Parents should review the graphic before purchasing for younger children or conservative family settings.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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