I’m a grumpy old october woman too slow to run I’ll just shoot you shirt

Name: I'm a grumpy old october woman too slow to run I'll just shoot you shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: 32589
Price: 19.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 7 – 10

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This funny halloween t-shirt features the phrase "I'm a grumpy old october woman too slow to run I'll just shoot you," offering a witty take on autumn stereotypes. It suits those who appreciate dark humor and need a low-effort costume alternative for October gatherings or casual wear during spooky season.

Highlights

Playful dark humor design ideal for Halloween enthusiasts
Comfortable tee for introverts seeking a witty costume alternative
Perfect gift for fans of spooky, sarcastic seasonal apparel

I'm a grumpy old october woman too slow to run I'll just shoot you shirt

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.