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Disney Family Shirt
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Just a I’m Going To Let God Fix Because If I Fix It I’m Going To Jail Shirt regular ‘’late-night-rack up’’ – call on the radio (it’s called an ICS call – Incident Command System) for assistance. At a minimum, you request a supervisor (usually going to be a sergeant – in some cases, you might get a lieutenant – god help that building if a captain has to come down there – and god is going to go find a place to be busy and come back a bit later if the Warden shows up ). You may be requesting additional staff – especially if it’s more than one offender that is ‘’bucking’’. If you have the additional staff available. Ahem. Personally – I had a slightly different method I used a couple of times on some of the higher security gen-pop offenders – who had thought they were going to ‘’test’’ me. I let my picket (control) officer/partner know what I was going to do

The question needs a I’m Going To Let God Fix Because If I Fix It I’m Going To Jail Shirt little definition. Let’s start with nothing is safe from burglary even banks are burglarized… Let’s face it I mean, really they have a lot more security than your average home. My home has alarm systems, and a few cameras and was constructed with the idea that it would be pretty hard to break into so if the burglary happens while I’m not at home, the alarms will go off, the police will respond and I’ll have to file an insurance claim. Most people’s plan for home defense is to buy a gun, lock it in a safe in their house, do not buy any ammunition for it, and by God they’re sure as he… never going to shoot it.


On the I’m Going To Let God Fix Because If I Fix It I’m Going To Jail Shirt other hand, my home defense strategy is pretty simple. If I am alerted by whatever means dog barking ,the burglar alarm going off or my wife saying “honey honey I think there’s someone downstairs” then my plan goes into action and here how’s it goes down the dogs ,the babies and my wife are behind me Barricaded up in the master bedroom the dresser in front of the door I have my cell phone and my 12 gauge pump shotgun, the police are called by my wife, my wife also flips open the program on my computer that controls the lights, door locks and fire alarm in my home there’s a great big red button you push it and the lights come on doors unlock and all hell breaks loose , over the intercom system in my house I inform the entire neighborhood that this is my home and if they’re in here and it’s not your house I suggest they leave because I am armed and ready to defend myself.
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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…
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Perfect. Just as pictured and described.
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I love my shirt!! It is sooo pretty!!!
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