Is There Such A Thing As A Day Without Bullshit Funny Cow Graphic Tee

The definitive sarcastic statement piece

This Is There Such A Thing As A Day Without Bullshit Funny Cow Graphic Tee is a light gray crewneck featuring a humorous cow illustration and bold black/red typography. It targets adults seeking edgy humor, office sarcasm, or animal-themed novelty gifts. The design pairs a cartoon cow with the fixed slogan in high-contrast red and black fonts, making it a standout choice for anyone who appreciates a good sarcastic quote. Whether you are looking to make a statement at work or just want a laugh, this tee delivers on both fronts.

Design and comfort details

The graphic centers on a playful cow character paired with the phrase “IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A DAY WITHOUT BULLSHIT?” in striking bold typography. Made from a soft, breathable cotton blend, the shirt offers a comfortable fit suitable for daily wear. The direct-to-garment print ensures the colors remain vibrant against the light gray fabric, while the unisex cut accommodates various body types without feeling restrictive.

Product specifications

• Blank: Short-sleeve crewneck T-shirt
• Color: Light Gray
• Print Method: Direct-to-Garment (DTG)
• Material: Cotton/Polyester blend
• Fit: Unisex standard sizing

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes, this tee uses a standard unisex fit that fits most body types comfortably. Check the size chart for specific chest measurements before ordering to ensure the best match for your frame.

Does the print crack after washing?

The print quality of the direct-to-garment design is durable when cared for properly. Follow these care instructions: wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry low to maintain graphic integrity over time.

Who is this funny cow tee for?

This shirt is ideal for farmers, animal lovers, or coworkers with dark humor who appreciate sarcastic slogans. It makes a strong gag gift for April Fools’ Day, Secretaries Day, or just because. Anyone who enjoys edgy novelty apparel will find this design relatable and fun.

Can I customize the text on this shirt?

No, the slogan “IS THERE SUCH A THING AS A DAY WITHOUT BULLSHIT?” is a fixed design element and cannot be altered. The graphic includes a specific cow illustration tied to the phrase, meaning there is no customization available for the text or image layout.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.