Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Left Hand Brewing Right Brain Satisfaction Guaranteed Tee Craft Beer Shirt

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$19.99

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 6 Order placed
  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Left Hand Brewing Right Brain Satisfaction Guaranteed Tee Craft Beer Shirt

Left Hand brewing vintage style tee

This black tee is a craft beer shirt featuring the “Left Hand Brewing | Right Brain Satisfaction Guaranteed” slogan in a retro National Park style design. It appeals to Colorado craft beer fans and brewery merchandise collectors who appreciate vintage landscape tees with a psychedelic edge. The graphic captures the essence of Longmont beer culture through its nostalgic artistic presentation.

Design and aesthetic details

The artwork displays a stylized landscape with a sun rising over mountains and green fields, framed by an arch shape containing the brewery text. This retro vintage aesthetic uses yellow, orange, green, and white ink on black cotton fabric to create a striking contrast. The design leans into a psychedelic vibe that complements the National Park style theme, making it a standout piece among brewery apparel.

Product specifications

This item is a unisex fit black cotton t-shirt with the print located on the front center chest area. The theme centers on craft beer and Colorado local pride, suitable for daily wear or casual outings. The material ensures comfort while maintaining the integrity of the colorful graphic print.

Is this an official left hand brewing product?

No, this item is not officially licensed merchandise from the brewery. It is inspired by Left Hand Brewing Company aesthetics and slogans but remains an independent tribute piece for fans of the brand.

Who founded left hand brewing company?

Dick Doore and Eric Wallace founded Left Hand Brewing Company in Longmont, Colorado. They started as homebrewers before scaling up their operations to become a well-known name in the craft beer industry.

What sizes are available for this tee?

The tee comes in standard adult unisex sizes ranging from Small to 3XL. These options accommodate most body types, ensuring a comfortable fit for various wearers interested in this craft beer shirt.

How should I care for the printed design?

Machine wash cold inside out with like colors and tumble dry low to preserve the vibrancy of the retro graphic print. Proper care helps maintain the quality of the ink and fabric over time.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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