Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get His By Car Shirt

Name: Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get His By Car Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: EC-216-454141
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 23 – 26

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Live Ugly Fake Your Death Eat Trash Get His By Car Shirt delivers a punch of absurd, nihilistic humor for those who appreciate the darker side of comedy. It is an ideal choice for edgy teens, meme lovers, and anyone seeking a conversation-starting piece for casual wear or Halloween festivities. The design captures a specific brand of self-deprecating wit that resonates with friends who enjoy irreverent, shock-value slogans.

Highlights

Features absurd, nihilistic slogans about living poorly and dying
Ideal for dark humor fans, edgy teens, and meme lovers
Perfect for casual wear, Halloween parties, or gifting to friends
Captures a specific brand of self-deprecating, irreverent wit

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Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.