Maybe The Alcohol Is Addicted To Me Funny Drinking Shirt Gag Gift Tee

A witty take on weekend habits

This funny drinking shirt is a sarcastic sassy quote tee designed for adults who enjoy lighthearted bar humor. The black crew-neck features the distressed white slogan “MAYBE THE ALCOHOL IS ADDICTED TO ME Y’ALL EVER THINK OF THAT,” making it an ideal alcohol lover gift for friends who appreciate self-deprecating comedy. It works as a conversation starter at parties, happy hours, or casual weekend gatherings where you want to keep the mood relaxed and humorous.

Design and style details

The graphic uses centered, vintage grunge typography in white against a classic black cotton blank. This distressed print effect gives the shirt a worn-in look that feels authentic rather than overly polished. The unisex fit accommodates various body types comfortably, ensuring the design sits well whether you prefer a snug or loose silhouette.

Product specifications

• Material: Cotton blend
• Color: Black
• Print: White screen print
• Style: Crew neck short sleeve
• Care: Machine wash cold, inside out

Is this shirt unisex?

Yes, this tee has a standard unisex cut. It fits comfortably on both men and women, though individual sizing preferences may vary slightly depending on how you like your shirts to sit on the body.

What sizes are available?

Sizes typically range from Small to 3XL. Please check the specific size chart provided on the product page before ordering to ensure the best fit for your measurements.

How should I wash the print?

To preserve the distressed graphic and maintain print durability, machine wash the shirt in cold water and turn it inside out. Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry to prevent fading or cracking of the white ink.

Is this a good gag gift?

Absolutely. This shirt makes an ideal gag gift for birthdays, bachelorette parties, or New Year’s Eve celebrations. It is perfect party wear for friends who appreciate sarcastic humor and novelty quote tees.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

• Men’s / unisex T-shirt
• Women’s T-shirt
• Sweatshirt
• Hoodie
• Tank top
• V-neck
• Youth tee
• Toddler tee
• Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

• Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
• Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.