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Merri Juana Christmas Hoodie Funny Stoner Santa Claus Holiday Gift for Adults

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 14 – 17

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 11 Order placed
  2. Nov 12 – 13 Order ships
  3. Nov 14 – 17 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Merri Juana Christmas Hoodie Overview

This Merri Juana Christmas hoodie is a funny stoner Santa design for adults who enjoy cannabis culture during the holidays. The graphic features a cartoon Santa Claus in a green suit, sitting cross-legged with a bong and a joint, surrounded by pine trees and snowflakes. It serves as a humorous alternative to traditional holiday apparel, perfect for those looking for weed christmas merch that stands out at parties.

Design and Comfort Features

This black hoodie combines comfort with bold visual appeal. The fabric is soft against the skin, while the white drawstrings provide contrast against the dark base. The graphic print uses bright greens, reds, and whites to depict the high santa character clearly. The unisex fit ensures it works well for most body types, making it suitable for holiday gatherings or casual wear throughout December.

Product Specifications

The hoodie is constructed from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This material mix offers the softness of natural fibers alongside the durability and shape retention of synthetic ones. Available sizes range from Small to XL. Care instructions recommend machine washing cold inside out to protect the DTF or screen-printed graphic. Tumble dry low or hang to dry to maintain the garment’s quality over time.

Is this hoodie true to size?

Yes, this hoodie follows standard US sizing charts. It has a relaxed unisex fit, so consider ordering your usual size for comfort or one size up for a looser look. The cut allows for easy layering over other clothes if needed.

What is the fabric composition?

The hoodie is made from a blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester. This mix provides softness from the cotton and durability plus shape retention from the polyester. The fabric feels substantial without being too heavy for indoor wear.

Who is this gift for?

This gift is for adults who appreciate cannabis humor and festive irony. It suits friends, family members, or partners who enjoy weed culture and funny holiday apparel. The design makes it a standout choice for ugly christmas sweater style exchanges where humor is valued.

How do I care for the print?

To preserve the graphic, machine wash the hoodie in cold water on the gentle cycle. Turn it inside out before washing and tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid ironing directly on the printed area to prevent damage to the ink.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

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