Minions Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To Myself So I Won’t Be On The First 48 Statement T Shirt

Name: Minions Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To Myself So I Won't Be On The First 48 Statement T Shirt - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
Price: 17.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

True crime enthusiasts and introverts will appreciate the humor on the Minions Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To Myself So I Won't Be On The First 48 Statement T Shirt. This fan-inspired graphic tee delivers a playful twist on a classic poem, making it an easy conversation starter for casual outings. It provides a relatable, sarcastic wardrobe choice for anyone who prefers peaceful days and keeping to themselves.

Highlights

Fan-inspired statement graphic featuring a humorous, relatable rhyming poem
Casual graphic t-shirt made to order for true crime fans and introverts
A fun, witty novelty gift idea for birthdays, holidays, and friends with dark humor

Minions Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To Myself So I Won't Be On The First 48 Statement T Shirt

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