Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

My Cat Said You’re A Bitch Funny Sarcastic Cat Quote Graphic Tee Gift for Women Men

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 9 – 12

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 7 – 8 Order ships
  3. Nov 9 – 12 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

Sarcastic attitude meets feline charm

This tee is for cat owners who appreciate dry, edgy humor and want to wear their pet’s opinion proudly. The black shirt displays the phrase “MY CAT SAID YOU’RE A BITCH.” in white serif font above a small ball of yarn illustration. It captures the essence of a sarcastic cat quote with funny humor that resonates with any dedicated cat owner.

Everyday comfort with a punchline

This garment combines casual wear functionality with a sharp visual statement. Made from soft cotton fabric, it offers a comfortable fit suitable for daily use. The minimalist design ensures the slogan remains the focal point without clutter, making it an easy addition to any wardrobe.

Product details and material

This item is a black cotton t-shirt with a white screen print. Standard unisex sizing is available. Machine wash cold is recommended to preserve the graphic integrity.

Is this shirt true to size?

Yes, this tee follows standard US sizing guidelines. If you prefer a looser fit, consider ordering one size up from your usual measurement.

What material is used?

The shirt is made from breathable cotton fabric. This material provides a soft feel against the skin and maintains durability through regular washing.

Is the design printed or embroidered?

The design is a high-quality screen print. This method ensures the white text and yarn illustration remain crisp and vibrant on the black fabric.

Does it come as a tee, not a sweatshirt?

This product is strictly a short-sleeve t-shirt. It is not a sweatshirt, hoodie, or long-sleeve garment, making it ideal for layering or warm-weather wear.

Available styles (select at checkout)

This listing may offer multiple blanks under one design. Choose your style and size on the product page:

  • Men’s / unisex T-shirt
  • Women’s T-shirt
  • Sweatshirt
  • Hoodie
  • Tank top
  • V-neck
  • Youth tee
  • Toddler tee
  • Tote bag

Not every store enables every option — only styles shown in the dropdown are available.

Material & print

Design is printed with durable DTG (or equivalent) methods suited to each blank. Fabric weight and brand can differ by style and color — the images and option labels describe what you are ordering.

Fit & sizing

Each blank has its own size chart in the gallery or size guide. Adult tees are typically true to size; youth and toddler follow kids charts; totes are one-size. Always check the chart for the style you select.

Care instructions

  • Apparel: Machine wash cold, inside out; tumble dry low; do not iron on the print; no bleach
  • Tote: Spot clean or gentle hand wash; air dry

Shipping & returns

Made to order per selected blank. Production time applies before shipping. Returns follow the store’s published policy for unused items in original condition.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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