Not Friendly Do Not Touch Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Oct 21 – 24

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Oct 19 – 20 Order ships
  3. Oct 21 – 24 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

The Not Friendly Do Not Touch Shirt is a bold statement piece for anyone who prefers their personal bubble intact. This funny anti-social tee uses direct, humorous text to communicate boundaries without needing a conversation. It suits introverts, sarcastic individuals, and comedy fans looking for an easy way to signal their mood during casual outings or social gatherings.

Highlights

  • Direct graphic design that clearly communicates a preference for personal space.
  • Ideal for introverts and those who appreciate dry, sarcastic humor in apparel.
  • Versatile style suitable for casual wear, running errands, or relaxed weekends.
  • Makes a witty gift for friends who value boundaries and lighthearted jokes.

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take within the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days from the time you place your order, accounting for both production and shipping.

Is this shirt good as a gift?

Yes, it makes a thoughtful gift for introverts or friends with a sarcastic sense of humor who enjoy setting playful boundaries.

What occasions suit wearing this tee?

It works well for casual everyday wear, low-key social events, or moments when you want to politely discourage unwanted physical contact.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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