Peeing On The Seat Is Like Hitting The Post On An Empty Net Don’t Hit The Post

Name: Peeing On The Seat Is Like Hitting The Post On An Empty Net Don’t Hit The Post - Podxmas Customized Store
Brand: Podxmas
SKU: 38615
Price: 22.99 USD
Availability: InStock

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 8 – 11

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

Size	Length	Chest (flat)
S	28	18
M	29	20
L	30	22
XL	31	24
2XL	32	26
3XL	33	28
4XL	34	30
5XL	35	32

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This funny hockey t-shirt features the witty phrase "Peeing On The Seat Is Like Hitting The Post On An Empty Net," appealing to sports fans who appreciate clever wordplay. It serves as an ideal birthday or Father's Day gift for men who enjoy bathroom humor mixed with rink-side references. The design captures the essence of missing an easy shot, making it a conversation starter among friends and family.

Highlights

Clever analogy comparing toilet seat mishaps to hockey misses
Ideal for fans who enjoy sports-themed bathroom humor
Great novelty gift for birthdays or Father's Day
Features bold text centered on empty net post jokes

Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.