Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs Shirt

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 17 – 20

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

  1. Nov 14 Order placed
  2. Nov 15 – 16 Order ships
  3. Nov 17 – 20 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

A bold choice for those who appreciate dark comedy, this Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs shirt delivers an unapologetic punchline. It suits edgy humor lovers and novelty gift buyers looking for a conversation-starting tee for casual wear or joke gifts.

Highlights

  • Features the provocative phrase 'Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs'
  • Designed for fans of dark, edgy, and unconventional comedy
  • Perfect as a bold birthday or holiday joke gift
  • Made to order for a unique, personalized fit

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does US delivery take?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping duration.

Is this suitable for gifting?

Yes, it makes a memorable joke gift for birthdays or holidays for friends who enjoy edgy, provocative humor.

What is the design theme?

The theme centers on dark, irreverent comedy, using shocking wording to create a bold, attention-grabbing statement piece.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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