Season launch · Fall · Halloween · Holiday 2026

Pour me a quarantini shirt

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Original price was: $27.99.Current price is: $19.99.Save 29%

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Standard Shipping Arrives Nov 5 – 8

Typically delivered in 3–6 business days (US)

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  2. Nov 3 – 4 Order ships
  3. Nov 5 – 8 Delivered
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Size guide · How it fits

Unisex T-Shirt · Gildan 5000

Unisex classic fit — true to size. Size up for a looser look.

SizeLengthChest (flat)
S2818
M2920
L3022
XL3124
2XL3226
3XL3328
4XL3430
5XL3532

All measurements in inches. Chest width is laid flat (half chest). View all size charts

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Description

This Pour me a quarantini shirt offers witty commentary on pandemic-era drinking culture, making it an ideal choice for homebodies and wine enthusiasts who appreciate clever wordplay. It serves as a humorous conversation starter for casual wear or a lighthearted gift for friends navigating similar experiences. The design captures the spirit of staying in with style, appealing to those who enjoy drinking humor without needing a formal setting.

Highlights

  • Clever wordplay combining quarantine and martini themes
  • Perfect for casual wear or stay-at-home gatherings
  • Appeals to fans of pandemic-era drinking humor
  • Great gift for wine lovers and homebodies

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Made to Order

Each item is made when you order it. US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days (production + shipping); see shipping details. Colors may vary slightly between your screen and the finished product.

FAQ

How long does delivery take within the US?

US delivery typically takes 3–6 business days, which includes both production time and shipping duration.

Is this shirt suitable as a gift?

Yes, it makes a fun present for April Fools, birthdays, or anyone who enjoys witty drinking jokes and casual apparel.

What our customers say

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Loved this T-shirt! The quality of the T-shirt is really good, it's not a cheap, thin T-shirt. I got black sparkles for the design and I love it.…

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